I remember the first time my mother and I started making out in front of people at a club we went to and just how turned on we got by having these people watching us making out. We didn't stop there a week later at a friend's house we got totally turned on and naked together with no regrets.
Get in line, sir. Not before Atlanta Braves third baseman and hall of famer Chipper Jones. My dipper down there is feeling awful chipper. Awful chipper indeed, skipper.